30+ Funny Tweets That Show What It’s Like To Be A Woman Today
Every woman is aware of some concepts that males will never fully grasp. Being a woman may be the finest or worst thing at different times. Then there are other situations where it is assumed that you won’t understand how you feel until a man explains it to you. The most relatable tweets about the wonderful journey that is femininity are collected here.
Going Crazy
At least once, “crazy” has been used to describe every woman. Then, there are those people who claim that they always wind up dating women who are insane; while, when a man has an outburst of emotion, he’s “passionate,” but when a woman does it, she’s “crazy.”
Going Crazy
Well, what’s the common factor here if every single woman you dated ended up being crazy? You. The likelihood is that they weren’t “crazy” when you first met them, but after a few dates with you, they might suddenly be.
Feeling Smooth
There aren’t many things that can match the sensation of having smooth skin after it had previously resembled a little forest. There is nothing wrong with letting your hair grow out, but for ladies who aren’t accustomed to having au natural legs, getting a long-overdue shave it may be incredibly gratifying.
Feeling Smooth
Want to enhance that velvety sensation even further? After you’ve had a shower and a shave, place some new sheets on your bed. Later on, please thank us.
“Maybe It’s Just Hormones?”
Do you desire a silkier experience? After you shower and shave, lay out some new sheets on your bed. You can give us credit later.
“Maybe It’s Just Hormones”
Afraid of what your significant other did? Feeling ill enough to visit the hospital? “You probably just need some chocolate,” I said. Tired of having your perfectly reasonable concerns not taken seriously? “Nah, it’s just cramps.” Women are so sensitive, pfft! ”
It’s a Catch-22
We attempt to pull so many pranks on ourselves in an effort to become better, healthier grownups. One of these tips is to avoid buying unhealthy meals altogether so that they won’t be available when you crave them.
It’s A Catch 22
Whoever believed that this trick would prevent us from satisfying a need grossly miscalculated our love for chips! You’ll know what occurred if you find us exploring the convenience store at 2:00 a.m. while still in our pajamas and purchasing snacks.
We Want to Have Both
Unfortunately, girls are often taught by society that everything must revolve around their appearance. Meanwhile, boys are instructed to prioritize their other endeavors over their attractiveness. What about young males who wish to play around with makeup? Or perhaps the young ladies who aspire to be scientists?
We Want To Have Both
What would happen if there were no “boys” magazines or “ladies” magazines and all publications contained both kinds of material? We’d all very likely be extremely prosperous and well on our way to ruling the world, plus we’d look fantastic doing it!
Perfection Takes Time
It’s a kind of “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” issue when it comes to ladies and glamming up. Spending time, money, and effort on your looks can get you made fun of. Or, you can be questioned about why you don’t appear to be as stylish or put-together as other ladies.
Perfection Takes Time
In essence, you truly can’t win. Make sure you’re dressing for yourself alone, not for anyone else, whether you choose to wear no makeup at all, a full face of cosmetics, or the “no makeup” look.
An Abundance of Unearned Confidence
We would already be in control of the entire planet if we had the unearned confidence of a white, straight, cis guy! We nearly forgot to be offended because of this guy’s chutzpah!
An Abundance Of Unearned Confidence
What kind of world would we live in if young girls were encouraged to ask for whatever they desired with confidence as if the world owed it to them? We’re too busy being jealous to even try to hold this person accountable. He can’t claim he didn’t try, after all.
Whose Fault Is That?
Men growing out their beards is deceptive too if women using makeup is a lie about how lovely they are. It’s amazing how much changing a guy’s facial hair can transform how attractive they appear. So what’s wrong with ladies using makeup to change a few things?
Whose Fault Is That
We only hear that he’s never had a woman sleep over when guys claim that they can’t tell what a woman actually looks like without her makeup. We understand why that would be the case.
Conceited, Much?
Let’s face it, regardless of gender, we all have egos about particular things. What’s wrong with ladies who enjoy taking plenty of selfies, posting them on social media, and basking in the warmth of all the “likes”?
Conceited, Much?
Some males, though, name each and every child they have after themselves. That is also OK, but let’s not mistake it for modesty. Instead of passing judgment on one another for whatever gives us a boost in confidence, how about we all just live our lives as they come?
The Truth About True Crime
Many studies have been conducted to attempt and determine why women are drawn to this genre in such large numbers. One justification is that it provides a channel for negative feelings like fury and terror.
The Truth About True Crime
Another hypothesis is that since women have a propensity for empathy, they find the backstories of offenders to be more captivating. In any case, we freely admit that our passion for real crime television has occasionally caused us to second-guess our decisions.
Some Things Never Change
Being a woman sometimes feels like waging the same conflict over and over again. Women’s rights have come a long way in society, but there are still some problems that our grandmothers had to battle that we still face today.
Some Things Never Change
In reality, given recent events and the undoing of much of what the generations before us have battled for, it appears as though we are moving backward. We’ll see you in 20 years to discuss the same problems once more.
Cleaning Out the Closet
All of us have read articles on what we should and shouldn’t wear. The beauty advice that’s supposed to transform our lives. or how much skin is considered appropriate to expose. It’s really draining!
Cleaning Out The Closet
The truth is that those that follow their own path and don’t care what society thinks they should look like are the most beautiful people (regardless of gender). Do you need to shed 20 pounds quickly? Drop the baggage you’ve been lugging around from everyone else!
No Means No
We have some questions for all the males who felt violated when U2 forced their music into your phones. Did you specifically inform U2 that you don’t want their song, to start?
No Means No
Do you know that they heard you? How was U2 meant to know that you didn’t want their music as well when you already had other music on your phone? Are you certain you didn’t simply download their music before you later regretted it? After all, you did go out and get that expensive iPhone, so we can see their temptation.
A for Effort
We have to give NASA credit for trying, though. Their concern and care for their first female astronaut is greatly appreciated. Sally Ride must have found it difficult to contain her laughter when they asked her this.
A For Effort
We advise NASA to take a quick biology lesson now that they have conquered space. After all, these are some of America’s brightest minds! They can try to understand how a woman’s monthly cycle functions if they can figure out how to put a man on the moon.
Thanks, But No Thanks
Why do guys send uninvited photos of their bodies to women? Has that ever been successful in the history of photography? What do they anticipate happening? The woman will reply, “Oooh, where are you?,” after they send a picture of their package. I want to go over and touch it! ”
Thanks, But No Thanks
Yes, something tells us that won’t ever occur. Those undesired pictures will be thrown away, just like the “gifts” our cats give us, and then we’ll phone our friends to make fun of you.
An Extra Workout
Any exercise has three components. No, we’re not referring to the warm-up, workout, and cool-down; rather, we’re discussing the three aspects of managing workout attire. When doing out, you have to put on the sports bra, adjust it as necessary, and then wrestle the sweaty sports bra off of your body once you’re done.
An Extra Workout
Essentially, it’s a workout inside of a workout! Whoever claims that women lack upper body power has obviously never witnessed one of them disentangle a sweat-drenched bra.
An Unsolvable Puzzle
Unfortunately, the Backstreet Boys intervened with “I want it that way” after the Spice Girls actually said, “I’ll tell you what I want, what I really, really want.” Aaaaaand, that’s pretty much how these conversations go. Women essentially want gender equality; they are not that difficult.
An Unsolvable Puzzle
Hollywood will give women a female superhero (which is fantastic), but will continue to forbid the casting of any actress older than 40, and then wonder why women are still upset. Let us know when you’re prepared to listen, please.
It’s a One-Woman Job
Isn’t it fascinating how society treats becoming pregnant as a solo act? Women are expected to take on all responsibilities and cope with all the effects of two people’s acts on their own.
It’s A One-Woman Job
Women are responsible for preventing pregnancies, suffer the most stigma in the event of an accidental pregnancy, and are also responsible for caring for the newborn. Perhaps ladies should research methods for becoming pregnant without the aid of a man after all?
Hot and Cold
The female physique is stunning and magnificent! Having said that, there are instances when it simply ignores everything else and does what it wants. Your monthly visitor can show up very early or very late.
Hot And Cold
One moment you may have a flat tummy, the next you may feel incredibly bloated. You might have irrational eating cravings for no obvious reason. Stretch marks might also show up in unexpected areas. Ah, the human body’s mysteries!
Drama-Free Zone
Yes, as any history buff will tell you, males largely started all of the drama. Women may initiate drama on reality television or other forms of media (which are typically staged anyhow), but when men initiate drama, lives are at risk!
Drama Free Zone
Sure, spending time with a Real Housewife may cause someone to spill a drink, but isn’t that better than throwing a punch? Which type of drama would we prefer?
A Six-Pack of Rolls
Nothing may make you lose confidence faster than sitting down and revealing your stomach. Everyone has some rolls, regardless of how fit they are; it’s just the way stomachs are constructed.
A Six Pack Of Rolls
Even still, it doesn’t always help to realize that while you’re standing there in your crop top and feeling self-assured. Then, as you stoop to put on your shoes, you realize that your shirt needs to be changed. Maybe crop tops are only appropriate for standing events, *sigh*
Up for the Challenge
Although we’re not sure which fashion designer made the brilliant decision that baby clothes would make a terrific club attire, we’d like to speak with them! Anyone who has worn a romper on a night of drinking knows what it’s like to regret your choice of clothing.
Up For The Challenge
You’ll never want to wear one of them again after clumsily removing a romper from your body in a public restroom.
She’s Not Wrong
Making a new human being is one of the (many) extraordinarily strong things some women are capable of. When you go into a room and realize that you’ve personally created a joyful home for everyone in it, that must be a pretty great sensation.
She’s Not Wrong
And no, we don’t mean your home’s living room when we say “happy home.” There is no doubt in our minds that the OP felt just like a god, as she should!
The Truth About Swimsuit Shopping
It’s difficult to resist sobbing when trying on a swimming suit, no matter how beautiful someone is, because society is so rigid about what a woman’s body should look like.
The Truth About Swimsuit Shopping
We all sort of agreed that having a “dad bod” may be attractive, so why not do the same for having a “mom bod”? Just keep in mind that a bikini body is a body that has a bikini on it the next time you’re trying on swimsuits!
A Perfect Example
Ah, the joys of femininity, when men are praised for achieving the barest minimum but women are chastised for anything less than perfection. Nobody notices when a mother daily braids the hair of her daughter.
A Perfect Example
After once braiding his daughter’s hair, a parent gains internet fame on Instagram. Everyone is impressed when men return to work after being injured. Nobody objects when a woman in her third trimester of pregnancy goes to work. This newspaper item pretty well sums it up, so to speak.
We’ve Been Tricked
Dear clothes manufacturers: Women also want pockets! Even baby clothing has pockets, so they don’t need to carry anything! Women’s clothing without pockets is already an annoyance, but there are also fashion companies that intentionally mislead their clients.
We’ve Been Tricked
It is a rather harsh trick to make someone believe they have a pocket just to reveal that it is phony. In addition, what’s the point? Why not simply include the pocket?
The Answer Is Obvious
Now that I think about it, the idea of several religions makes some sense! Have you ever had a guy coworker steal an idea from you? Ever had someone explain to you how to use your own words? You now understand how God must have felt.
The Answer Is Obvious
We have different views and religions because God is a woman who uttered what she wanted to say and then everyone decided how to understand it. In the end, Ariana Grande was correct when she said, “When everything is said and done, you’ll believe God is a woman.”
That’s a Wise Decision
Sometimes, you can tell when someone is struggling, so it’s probably better not to annoy them. Definitely one of those times was this.
That’s A Wise Decision
Additionally, we had allowed her to bypass us in line partly out of worry for our safety and partially because she obviously needed an ice cream ASAP! Since we’ve all been there at some point, it’s crucial to show compassion to others when they’re having a hard time.
No Need for Either One
Some women enjoy wearing bras, whether for fashion reasons or the convenience of having everything in its proper position. While there is nothing wrong with that at all, it is unfortunate that society encourages all women to believe that wearing a bra is essential to their lives, even if they don’t want to.
No Need For Either One
In a similar vein, some women desire a man, while others would simply like to remain alone. Despite what rom-coms might have you believe, both are excellent choices.
The Top-Tier of Society
Bobby pins, scrunchies, tolerance for obnoxious creeps, and lip balm tubes are a few items that we always seem to lose. Whatever we try, we don’t seem to be able to keep such items for very long.
The Top Tier Of Society
We salute the amazing people who can actually use up an entire tube of lip balm. Those are unquestionably the most accountable citizens, and they ought to be in charge of everything.
Technically, Still a Husband
Sometimes, dating can seem like a walk in the park. That is, of course, unless the park is on fire, you have rocks in your shoes, and someone is strangely displaying their junk to you.
Technically, Still A Husband
Perhaps this is why finding love feels so wonderful? We value it more because we are aware of how well-deserved it is. Just keep in mind that there are lots of other fish in the sea when going on a horrible date. Fish that hopefully aren’t already in someone else’s net…
The Student Becomes the Master
Can we as a society agree to stop telling young boys that “real” men are independent, wise, and self-sufficient? Seriously, why do males always ask for directions? Do they believe that if they admit they are lost, their manhood would crumble?
The Student Becomes The Master
While some guys are happy to pick up a new skill from a woman, there are those guys who will gladly mansplain the woman’s instruction back to her. Obviously, in order to preserve their manhood.
The Right of Way
Women are frequently instructed to not occupy too much space in the world beginning at a young age. For whatever reason, society has come to the conclusion that being little or dainty is a sign of womanhood.
The Right Of Way
Therefore, when someone is manspreading on public transit, women frequently slink to the side. If a girl sees someone confidently walking in her path, she may also step aside. Let’s accept that women occupy a space roughly equivalent to that of an adult human. Let the matriarchy take over!
Pulling it Off
It doesn’t need to fit properly, it doesn’t need to satisfy traditional beauty standards — it just has to be on the person’s body and they need to feel good in it. If a piece of clothing fits on a person’s body then, plainly, they’re “pulling it off.”
Pulling It Off
I’m done now. They are succeeding. What do you think is very difficult to “pull off,” Karen? a negative character. So perhaps try not to wear that for a while.
Nothing Is One-On-One
Dear men: There will never be a one-on-one interaction between you and your girlfriend. Her closest pals are aware of everything—the weird, the strange, and the good. Although they’ve never seen it, we guarantee that her pals could pick out your privates in a crowd.
Nothing Is One On One
Don’t worry; when she’s in the mood, they’ll assist you and remind her of all your wonderful deeds. But if you make a mistake, they’ll find out and might have all the ammunition they need to kill you.
A Job Well Done
We could all use a little affirmation now and then, and filling the dishwasher correctly might be challenging! Making sure your partner feels appreciated for a job well done is a crucial component of being in a good relationship.
A Job Well Done
This is particularly true for straight women because society frequently gives men the impression that they should be inherently incapable of handling home duties. Women are gradually eroding the patriarchy with every compliment on a task done well.
A Solid Plan
We should all take a cue from this woman because she has life figured out! She really does seem to have the dating game down.
A Solid Plan
This is the ideal method for eliminating potential dates who don’t meet the three criteria that are most essential to you. Consider this: at least you received pizza if going for the pizza delivery guy doesn’t work out.
Both Are True
The facts of married life are frequently very perplexing. One moment we may adore our relationships unconditionally, and the next we may question their very existence.
Both Are True
Because of this, people often believe that finding the one special person you just know you want to irritate for the rest of their lives is the key to marriage. Marriage is undoubtedly a journey that is difficult, but when they’re not snoring, it’s worth it.
Shared Interests
Why won’t society recognize that women can be knowledgeable about and like subjects that aren’t necessarily associated with femininity? Do you recall the Instagram shot Natalie Portman shared of herself wearing a Star Wars shirt?
Shared Interests
Some person made the remark that he doubts she has even seen the movies, clearly not knowing who she was. She appeared in movies! *Sigh* Women have to cope with this kind of uncertainty and criticism on a daily basis.
Shhhh, Don’t Tell Anyone
Anyone else getting sick and tired of being taught what a “genuine woman” is or isn’t? What exactly is it supposed to mean? Are we merely made up if we don’t behave or appear the way a “genuine lady” is meant to?
Shhhh, Don’t Tell Anyone
Additionally, since when do arbitrary Chads have the right to define what a woman is or isn’t? Call us crazy, but we would rather have someone who can at least detect it during intimacy assess our womanhood.
That’s Just in One Hour!
It might be really challenging to know exactly what you need at any given time. The requirements of our bodies and minds may not always coincide, and we may be unsure of which to prioritize.
That’s Just In One Hour!
For instance, even though we are not physically hungry, we could be emotionally hungry. See the problem? Even though it might be annoying at times, it can also be entertaining. It’s like trying to predict what will happen next!
It All Makes Sense Now
Adulting is difficult! It’s even tougher for women to become adults. It’s comparable to playing a video game on the hardest difficulty setting after skipping the tutorial. Sometimes all you need is a moment to relax, free from distractions, demands on your time, and worries about your to-do list. Even just a few minutes can make a significant impact.
It All Makes Sense Now
Some people do this by meditating, some have interests that their families are aware of and respect, and some simply lie in silence in the dark. All right.
Every Kevin James Movie Ever
The schlubby guy with a pretty wife stereotype is well-known to everyone who watched even one sitcom in the 1990s. It’s perfectly acceptable for people to date people who are out of their league, but the fact that it usually ends well in movies and the woman who settled is always the one who did so kind of sends the incorrect message to young viewers.
Every Kevin James Movie Ever
We want to watch a film where the chubby girl ends up with the hot gentleman! Who are we kidding, right? Leading parts are forbidden for schlubby women!
An Important Job to Do
The vital questions of life are being posed by this woman! We understand that going outside might be pleasant at times. But other times, you’re just in the mood to torment your cat all night.
An Important Job To Do
It’s crucial to take advantage of the downtime to relax and just be lazy because not every day can be the most productive. The cat’s reaction is unclear, though. Perhaps the feline secretly wishes that his mother would leave the house so that he could yawn in peace.
Why Doesn’t It Fit?!?!?!
Just how is this feasible? When a woman tries on a pair of pants, does she suddenly gain or lose weight? Since garment sizes are not regulated, this is a serious problem.
Why Doesn’t It Fit?!?!?!
Although you can easily be a size two in one store and a size eight in another, many women associate their self-worth with their dress size. Therefore, it’s irrelevant if you can’t fit into the “correct” size jeans because everything is made up.