40+ Moms’ Tweets From 2020 That Are Too Funny To Be Real
In many ways, 2020 has changed a lot. Some of these changes are significant, while others are more subtle. For example, many of us now find things amusing that we previously wouldn’t have found amusing at all. As an illustration, consider these tweets from one mom to another. The following tweets, all from moms in the year 2020, are hilarious in their inanity. They’re funny, so I hope you enjoy them.
It’s Dangerous!
Lip plumping is a common beauty trend among women. The products that accomplish this are extremely expensive. Instead of plumping them up with cosmetic, it appears that this mother has a different idea.
It’s Dangerous!
If we’re being honest, we don’t think many women will be on board with this approach. Everybody hates getting their cheeks poked, right? No matter how accidental, that doesn’t sound like much fun.
Back in Your Day
Lockdowns have given today’s kids a lot of time to ponder their lives and the world around them. Some fascinating questions have arisen as a result of this. The 19 in Covid-19 led this specific child to believe that there had been prequels.
Back In Your Day
However, it’s wonderful to know that this isn’t the case. At this point, the parent should take some time to consider their response. Playing with the child could be a lot of fun.
Strong Choice
During this last year, we’ve all had to adjust our lives in many ways. One thing we’ve had to get used to is making sure we have a mask with us at all times. But, kids don’t separate the masks in their life from fun and necessity.
Strong Choice
They just know it’s a mask.This little girl has the right idea. Now, she’s not only protected but ready for anything. As the Mandalorian would say, “This is the way!”
Playing With His Life
When you’re all cooped up together, emotions can run high. This may lead people to feel like they’re a little too big for their breeches. This, in turn, can lead to some pretty funny remarks.
Playing With His Life
Well, at least from the outside looking in. Take, for example, this young man who decided to threaten his own life by getting seriously sassy with mom.
Informative Creativity
Art is an important part of a kid’s education. This can include drawing, acting, or learning to play an instrument. This young girl has a big future ahead — depending on the type of music she’s looking to write.
Informative Creativity
We highly suggest this parent gets her into some punk rock. This song concept might be perfect for that genre. Either that or educational music! The options are unlimited…
What Are We Eating?
We all know the difference between reality and make-believe. But sometimes, even when we know something is fake, it can make us feel some kind of way, and perhaps even a little sorry for our actions.
What Are We Eating?
This mother was cutting up some ham and began to feel awkward when she realized that her kids were watching Peppa Pig at that very moment. It was a momentary feeling but long enough that she felt she needed to share.
New Courses
The parents of the world were thrust into not only being forced to work from home, but also having to homeschool their kids. This new way of life brought with it a new focus on the school curriculum. With that, you won’t find it surprising that some parents decided to add a few new courses.
New Courses
Naturally, these courses probably won’t last once schools are back up and running. This mother’s new courses, for example, will probably become a thing of the past.
Good One
You can tell when a kid is going to be a fun adult. They usually start off with small pranks, just as this kid did. How funny is it that she was able to convince a whole class to do this without even showing them the dog in question?
Good One
Either this little girl is a mad genius or the other kids are extremely gullible — which would be understandable. The teacher has no excuse, though. Nonetheless, this is a pretty hilarious joke.
Whole New World
One of the most common things to deal with as a parent when they have a baby is keeping them quiet when out and about. Many times this fails, and the adorable little bundle of joy instead spends their time crying and screaming while mom tries to shovel food into their mouth.
Whole New World
But, because of the lockdown of 2020, these babies have yet to experience that. And though this joke wouldn’t have been quite as funny under during any other year, it sure is after living through 2020!
They Multiply
Things that we once overlooked have become way more noticeable in 2020. With so much time at home, moms across the globe have found a few new pet peeves.
They Multiply
For this mom, it is the mound of shoes that happen to be piling up right in front of the entrance to the house. How does this happen? We think it’s time for someone to teach the children of the house how to properly put their shoes away.
Context Matters
Remember the days that you wished you could just have a few weeks or even a month off from work? These staycations were once the dreams of many. But, when these hopeful wishes actually became a reality, people — specifically parents — began to change their tune.
Context Matters
In fact, this extended staycation that most of us endured in 2020 didn’t feel like a vacation at all, but rather a high-stakes hostage situation. This mom is right. It’s so sad yet utterly hilarious.
Good Parenting
Sarcasm found a home in many people’s lives and became one of the most common forms of dealing with all the craziness of 2020. In order to keep everyone entertained, the world spends more time staring at screens than they typically do.
Good Parenting
This was controversial for some, and so this mom thought she would use her sarcastic sense of humor to defuse any opinions or issues that could arise.
New Rules
Once distance learning began to run properly, the kids had some semblance of normal school. But, they were still at home, which changed some things. They could get away with staying in their PJs and…
New Rules
They could have a snack while in class. Well, maybe not in every class — until this mother set a few things straight with the teacher. Once mama bear said her piece, the teacher went about her business and continued the class.
Doctor Knows Best
We all tried our best in 2020. Many parents needed to find a way to keep everyone happy and looked to things like Netflix and tablets in order to do this. So, when going to the doctor for checkups, this mom didn’t want to be judged.
Doctor Knows Best
Typically, the mom would have agreed with the physician, but don’t you think these were extenuating circumstances? We do, and we completely understand where the mom was coming from.
Just Clarifying!
Kids really do say the darndest things, and they don’t always understand how what they say can mean multiple things. So, there’s often a need for moms to clarify.
Just Clarifying!
This girl didn’t say anything wrong, but the way it initially came across was certainly not a good thing. So, this mom knew she had to clarify what her little girl meant. High-five!
Do Not Disturb
We bet that there were very few rooms in the house that moms of 2020 could get a little alone time. One of those sacred places, however, had to be the bathroom. But, even then, the little ones just don’t understand why they can’t join.
Do Not Disturb
Apparently, even when mom tried to explain that she needs to be alone when doing her business, this kid just didn’t get the hint. Of course, that gave us a good chuckle.
Art Imitates Life
It can be challenging to constantly swing through the city streets fighting crime. Sometimes you just have to stop where you are and catch a few z’s. This poor little Spiderman found a nice place; it just so happens to be in the middle of the hallway.
Art Imitates Life
It is amazing just how kids are able to go with the flow. He got tired, and he laid down. Even funnier, though, is that most of his toys are laid out the same way.
Just Putting it Out There
Nowadays, expecting parents often have a gender reveal party. It’s a fun way to share the excitement of finding out whether you’re having a boy or a girl. And with these types of celebrations come gifts.
Just Putting It Out There
Some parents think it’s unfair because these parties weren’t a thing when they were pregnant. So, this woman thought she would put it out there that she’s willing to accept some (very) late presents. Ha!
Every Little Bit
Kids can be so endearing and sweet, no matter their age or maturity level. This mom had picked up everything on her grocery list and felt the pain when she saw the total amount that she owed.
Every Little Bit
Hazel’s daughter clearly saw the stress on her mom’s face and offered to put her Snickers candy bar back, all because she wanted to help. And although $1.29 won’t make much of a difference, we couldn’t help but smile when we saw this post. What a sweet little girl!
What Is Wrong With This Kid!?
As kids grow up, they go through phases in which they like to do certain things that just don’t make sense to us. In this instance, the kid liked smelling farts. And while there are few things funnier to kids than farts, we don’t entirely understand the interest in sniffing them.
What Is Wrong With This Kid!?
Twitter user @sarabellab123’s daughter started crying all because mom here covered up the fart smell with some air freshener before she could actually sniff it; a weird thing to get upset about but also undeniably hilarious.
Hard Time
Being a sibling can be challenging, and the close quarters of 2020 made it even harder. That may be why this little girl felt that she had to have a heart-to-heart with her mom. Of course, it seems like she might also have some ulterior motives.
Hard Time
The little girl seems to think that her brother deserves to be punished. We wonder what spurred this on. We bet the story was even funnier than this conversation.
It Takes a Village
It’s no secret that parenting is not an easy job. That’s why sayings like, “It takes a village” have become common sayings. But, this mom has posed a very good question. Where exactly is this village?
It Takes A Village
This tweet must have been posted after an especially trying day. Unfortunately, though, we think the village is really just a figure of speech rather than an actual place. Sorry! Still, we thank you for this humorous question!
Daddy’s Girl
There’s a special bond between a little girl and her daddy. Naturally, this bond would only get stronger in 2020, if papa bear spent the majority of his time at home. And while that’s all fine and good, it may have caused moms out there to have some hard feelings.
Daddy’s Girl
This mom seems to be taking it in stride, though. No hard feelings here. She knows where she stands, and her daughter continues to let her know every time she hears mom say “I love you.”
Good Old Days
When we were kids, it was a simpler time. Many of us didn’t have all these gadgets and pieces of technology to entertain us. Thank goodness for them, though. Otherwise, some moms out there might have gone crazy in 2020.
Good Old Days
This time together allowed the kids to ask about their parent’s youth and childhood. So, when this mom shared how she spent her time when she was younger, her children were definitely shocked.
Little Things
One thing many people missed during 2020 was the ability to go out to restaurants. Even parents who would usually get annoyed by their child’s picky eating were reminiscing about the good old days.
Little Things
Twitter user @pro_worrier_ summed it up in one tweet, and we’re sure that other moms can relate. We know we did. There’s something so amusing about being honest…
Well, Honey…
Kids are inquisitive, and that means they may ask you some questions that are a little uncomfortable. Jessie here experienced exactly that, and she took it in stride. Her child sat there and listened attentively.
Well, Honey…
Then, he politely let her know that she was teaching him about something he hadn’t even asked about. Next time it might be a good idea to have them repeat their question. Otherwise, you’ll spend an unnecessary amount of time explaining how the poophole works when that wasn’t the question, to begin with.
Change of Perception
2020 sure changed a lot of things — from how we go about our errands to what parents deem acceptable when it comes to school. Having the kids home all the time and being forced to teach them certainly opened this mom’s eyes.
Change Of Perception
Now, she has much more understanding in regard to grades. This could be good… or bad, but one thing is for sure — it’s definitely funny. We’re sure the kids appreciate this change!
Circle of Life
Having all this time with kids makes for some interesting insights. This mother apparently didn’t realize how wild it would be to see her children evolve into a couple of really cool people.
Circle Of Life
She also didn’t realize the fact of life in which as parents get older, they become progressively less cool. It’s okay — it’s a hard pill to swallow.
Self-Reliance
Teaching your kids how to take care of themselves is any parent’s goal. After all, eventually, they will have to go out into the world on their own, and you want them to be able to do this with confidence.
Self Reliance
Not only is it important to teach them manners but also to be able to fend for themselves. That’s all this mother is doing. Nonetheless, this does happen to be a pretty funny tweet.
Simplicity Is Key
There are many things kids will learn about over the years, and in 2020, they had plenty of time to gain some knowledge. This said knowledge could include the birds and bees — like this kid, who must have been learning about the reproduction process in science class.
Simplicity Is Key
The way that kids look at things, though, makes for some potentially funny ideas. This little boy began to make some calculations by looking around and counting how many siblings he had.
New Math
Even the way that the kids are being taught math has changed over the past few years. Still, with all that new math, we’re almost sure that this girl just isn’t paying attention in class. After all, there’s no way this solution for her problem is correct.
New Math
But, the mistake certainly gave us a good chuckle. And while we can’t say we disagree with mama bear here, we also think she needs to talk to this kid’s teacher.
Out of the Mouth of Babes
As we get older, many of us lose our curiosity, but kids are full of it. In 2020, many moms out there will see this firsthand and experience a lot more inquisitive questions than they may be used to. Sometimes, though, the questions are just so far out there that it takes us aback.
Out Of The Mouth Of Babes
This little girl had a curious question, and when mom couldn’t answer it, she sat down and came up with her own answer. It is so cute!
Honest Reviews
There have been many new meal delivery companies popping up in the year of 2020, and understandably so! It’s very convenient, after all, especially when you’re stuck at home. These services allow families not to waste food and have an endless array of new meals.
Honest Reviews
But, some of them are a little too fancy for a kid’s pallet. So, this mom opted to cook something else for her little one. It turned out to be a big hit, and now it seems the kids are all about that meal delivery service. Ha!
Multiple Personalities
One of the funniest things to hear is how your kid describes you to others. Sometimes it’s sweet, other times you feel like you need to have a talk with your child, and perhaps there are even times that you can’t help but laugh. This mom may have experienced all three feelings in a matter of a few minutes.
Multiple Personalities
It seems that her child feels he has a mom with multiple personalities. That or his classmate somehow came to this conclusion all on her own!
Body Changes
Kids have no filter, and they’re pretty unaware of the fact that there are some questions you just don’t ask. So, when they ask a question like the one this little girl did, you simply have to take it in stride.
Body Changes
It might sting but it’s probably just best if you laugh it off. After all, it’s not that serious, right? Or maybe it is, and this could be a learning moment for the little girl.
Imitation Is the Sincerest Form of Flattery
Kids are sponges, and so they’ll absorb certain tendencies or habits from whomever they are around. This could mean colorful language, gestures, and even attitudes. So, you have to be cautious about who your kids hang around.
Imitation Is The Sincerest Form Of Flattery
This mom found out that leaving her child with his grandfather meant that her little one suddenly mimicked everything, and that isn’t always good. But, it is funny!
Seems Fishy
We all love when our kids use their curiosity to find a passion. But sometimes, there are moments we question our willingness to let them play unsupervised. One of these is when they ask us for something that’s a little out of the ordinary.
Seems Fishy
This kid wants a crowbar. We’re not sure why, but we think her mom is on the right path to end unsupervised play hour.
Suspicious?
Ever ran into a room and found the older sibling being super sweet to the one who’s in tears? It could be that the older brother or sister is simply trying to be a good sibling. Or, it could be that they were trying to smooth something over.
Suspicious?
That’s why this tweet is not only funny but also a little too relatable. The older sibling’s attitude does change, and they become super sweet. That’s when you know something’s up.
Sure You Can Have Some
Getting a treat when you’re a mom is always nice. One of the most common things that kids do for their parents, especially their moms, is breakfast in bed. This is a sweet gesture that could also be a sure sign that they’ve done something naughty — if it’s not a special day like Mother’s Day.
Sure You Can Have Some
Or it could be that the kid just wants to eat in your room and knows that the only way is if they bring food. We think that’s what happened here.
Good Work
You know, sometimes there are little things in a mom’s life that give her pleasure. They don’t have to be right, but they do have to be a little satisfactory. Bringing up a young lady that can speak her mind and clear a room may be one.
Good Work
This mom seems to get a kick out of the fact that she has taught her daughter well. It takes just a few words to get rid of all the guys in the house. This makes it easier to take control of the TV, we’re sure.
Know Your Audience
Being a mom means you have to be able to commit a little deception or trickery now and then. You have to hide a vegetable in unexpected areas and be ready to rename dishes in the blink of an eye. This mom has it down pat.
Know Your Audience
Kids can be picky, and so, you have to get really creative. This is genius — calling lasagna a noodle pizza. Many ladies probably are using the trick at this very minute to get their kids to eat dinner.
Getting Creative
In 2020, moms were stuck at home, which meant that many of them were expected to cook dinner every night. But, that gets tiring. So, what’s a mom to do? Well, if you’re this mama bear, you come up with a game that’s rigged for you to win.
Getting Creative
After all, if she can hold out, she might get dinner cooked for her — or at the very least, not have to worry about everyone else.
Not Ready
Trying to explain the human body to young kids can be challenging. After all, kids aren’t always great with change, and there are certainly a lot of changes coming. This poor kid doesn’t understand, and his mom is trying her best.
Not Ready
This is when being a mom, especially to a boy, can be pretty overwhelming, and sharing your problems with other moms could help you. Or, at the very least, give the other moms a good chuckle.
Perfect Name
Kids are super creative! They come up with unique games and even fun names to call things. In 2020, one of the most popular things to talk about was hand sanitizer, so it’s expected that some kids have given this product a new and improved name.
Perfect Name
This mom’s kid has a unique name that works well. So, maybe she is right — we should give kids more opportunities to name things. It could be fun.
Reading Material
There are very few moments in which we’re separated from our phones. After all, we take them everywhere. But, when you’re at home, it’s a whole different story and that leaves for some interesting situations.
Reading Material
For instance, this mom realized she had left her phone in the living room just a few moments too late. It’s a good thing there was reading material to occupy her time.